My name is Kirby.

I’m 94 in cat years.

I live in Philadelphia but I like to travel so there’s a good chance I’ll be making a stop in your town soon.

I eat cereal for all three meals.

I don’t sleep, I wait.

I’m not sure what my natural hair color is.

Sometimes I jump out of airplanes.

I do hair and fight the patriarchy.

I have a bad habit of starting projects and never finishing them.

People tell me I look like that chick from NCIS.

My room is hot pink and it’s fucking sexy.

If you make fun of Rammstein I will probably fight you.

I own far more books and records than clothes.

Language is my biggest passion.

Ich spreche Deutsch, jeg snakker norsk, jeg taler dansk, jag pratar svenska, og ég tala lítið magn af Íslandi.

(That is, German, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, and a bit of Icelandic.)

Once my Icelandic gets better, I’m going to start with Finnish and Estonian.

I listen to pretty much every genre ever, but my favorites are punk (and it’s subgenres), post-punk, darkwave, industrial, deathrock, EBM, and folk.