ridiculous hats ftw. #yuengling (Taken with instagram)
It’s super nice out and I get to work all day. Yippeeeee. #me (Taken with instagram)
looks like it’s that time of year again when my neighbor decides to blast taylor swift for the whole block to hear. good thing i came prepared.
so like what did you do this week
Rammfans! If you see this bum wandering around Bmore or the 1st Mariner, come say hi!
This is Desmond. Once upon a time, Christine tried to feed him chicken even though I insisted he’s a vegetarian. #what (Taken with instagram)
it’s gruesome that someone so handsome should care. (Taken with instagram)
Why do people assume pasty-faced black-wearing folks hate summer? Slather me in sunscreen and don’t force me to listen to any shitty top 40 ~summer anthems~*, and I freakin’ love summer. I just prefer to celebrate it in a darker color scheme. :P *except 80s new wave. 80s new wave is always acceptable.
yo bitches i’m cute.
I don’t think you guys understand the sheer amount of tea I consume.
my extremely articulate commentary re: snow

my earrings are redonkkkkkulous.
my brother buys awesome presents.
sometimes i attempt to be attractive sometimes
hey wow new profile pic merry xmas & stuff <3