So yeah, I was still amazing 6 years ago.

Everyone was so0o0o excited about the vegan girl who was on a few years ago, but I thought it was super hypocritical of her. HONEY IS MURDER BUT LET ME BE THE FACE OF ONE OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS ANIMAL TESTERS PLEEZ!

If they changed the prize, I’d be all over that shit tbh.

Like, a lot.

I like reading about the history of languages, and teaching myself languages, and yelling at people in languages they can’t identify.

I’m fluent in English (duh), near fluent in German, and I’m pretty sure I could make it through Norway, Sweden, and/or Denmark with little problem. I mean, dancing on your tiptoes while yelling VAR ÄR TOALETTEN???!!11 is pretty much a universal thing, right?

My Icelandic is shit, but you know what? Icelandic is fucking hard, what with all the Þ’s and the æs and the what the fuck is ð man I think they’re just making this shit up.

After my Icelandic stops sucking (never), I’m thinking about starting Finnish and/or Estonian. HURRAH.

Words to live by, from one of the most influential people in my life.

Nighty night.

Perhaps this is because I mostly post between 2 and 5 AM EST?

Regardless, mama loves you, my babies down under. <3

You know, like all those other Youtube channels teaching bitches how to speak German, except awesome.

Whatever dude. There’s more to life than pretty clothes and pictures of Nick Cave.

(I am also just a plain ol massive whore, but that’s for another day.)

I like to learn. I need to learn. I hated school because I liked to learn at my own pace in my own ways. When I was a kid I’d read the encyclopedia for fun. I spend hours at a time on Wikipedia. I can tell you anything you’d ever want to know about German immigration laws or tornado sirens or the 13 mile stretch of abandoned road on the Pennsylvania turnpike. I’d rather educate myself about history or world issues or science or language than read about the fucking Kardashians or Snooki or Taylor Swift.

I am a nerd, and idgaf who knows it.

I can’t tell you how many people have told me, “I didn’t know you knew [stranger].” Whatever. If you’re friendly, I’m friendly back. I’ve met some of my nearest and dearest this way.

Mostly offshoots of the industrial genre. The kinda stuff that would play as the soundtrack in the ninth circle as hell.

For instance, Grey Wolves, Skullflower, Brighter Death Now, Einstürzende Neubauten, The Body Lovers, In Slaughter Natives, Test Dept., Swans, Blackfilm, et al et al.

Basically, the stuff that makes most people’s ears bleed. :D

Tapers are not jewelry. You look like an idiot wearing them.

Gauges are sizes, not jewelry.

Stretching should not hurt.

Stretching should not bleed.

Stretching should not smell.

Skipping sizes is extremely dangerous.

Stretched piercings should heal for a minimum of one month.

It’s not a process that should be rushed. It’s not going to take you 3 months to get to wear those siqqq azz 1” gaugez. It’s not even going to happen in a year. And if it does, you’re doing something seriously wrong.

Jeg er ikke sikker på hvorfor. Fordi jeg snakker tysk, tror jeg det er enkelt. Jeg har lyst til å besøke Norge en dag. :)

A nice mix of the classics and b-movies. One per day, idealistically, although I know there’s no way in hell I’ll have 2+ hours of free time every day. :/

He is such a sassy bitch.

Look at that GQ motherfucker. You wish you had swag like that.